The Theia games
Learn it the enjoyable way.
Little games with serious engines: portfolios, psychology, liquidity, and taste. New ones arrive as they’re tailored.
Level one · start here · 3–4 min
The Goddess Portfolio
Theia goes shopping with your capital — Birkins, Bitcoin, one very tempting Patek. Fill the bag; she diagnoses the portfolio.
Teaches · Diversification, liquidity, and the traps that look like treats.
No homework needed — this is the front door.
Play →Level two · the deep game · 15–20 min
The Season
Five months, $100,000, one market — and your own psychology. Fifteen decisions, every one with a price. St. Tropez is calling and the chart doesn’t care.
Teaches · Fomo, cash, discipline, liquidity, and staying solvent through a real summer.
A full lesson in game form — best after the lessons and the boutique.
Play →In the atelier
Game three
Being tailored. The waitlist hears first.
Education, not financial advice. Prices and events in the games are illustrative or fictional. Some choices are deliberately bad ideas — that’s the point.